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angrykittien:

megidoplasma:

FUCKING HELL

ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE

could you imagine messing up.. once.

the emergency services’ new number is really taking the piss

Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:40) com 59671 notes! (via/original) | Reblog
 #asians,  #wow

marguerite26:

kk-maker:

2spoopy5you:

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:39) com 129250 notes! (via/original) | Reblog
 #wow,  #the avengers,  #just wow

Adoro sua voz. E da sua mão quente e do seu beijo calminho e intenso. Eu não gosto nunca de nada e gostei tanto de você.
Tati Bernardi.  (via soupoetico)
Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:33) com 71854 notes! (via/original) | Reblog

Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:25) com 65365 notes! (via/original) | Reblog
 #sure,  #:B

ladyskorpia:

frankenclown:

amtenox:

frankenclown:

Ok but. Instead of making Gamzee a stereotypical super scary and murderous clown for halloween consider the following:

Gamzee as a bedsheet ghost because he’s one lazy fuck.

Probably doesn’t even bother to make holes for his horns, but does for his eyes because he has to see where he’s going.

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Best Halloween costume ever 10/10.

YES. PERFECT.

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!!!

Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:20) com 5428 notes! (via/original) | Reblog
 #HEH,  #gamzee,  #homestuck

classicalglow:

polyturtles:

I JUST LOVE THAT CALIBORN REPRESENTS THE ANNOYING, AWFUL SIDE OF THE FANDOM, AND NOW HE’S BEING A SUPER YAOI SHIPPER AND DRAWING DAVEKAT AND GRUESOMELY KILLING OFF FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO ARE “GETTING IN THE WAY”

HUSSIE RECOGNIZES HOW AWFUL THE MAJORITY OF MALESLASH IN THIS FANDOM IS, AND HE’S USING OVERT METAPHORS TO TELL YOU TO STOP.

Best funniest part to me is that side of the fanbase is getting livid over it.

really? i see it as an incentive! :v

Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:16) com 4506 notes! (via/original) | Reblog

ladygallaxi:

omg
Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:09) com 5038 notes! (via/original) | Reblog

sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:07) com 123860 notes! (via/) | Reblog

missespeon:

saccharinescorpion:

"homestuck fans better not grow up and name their children rose after rose lalonde because I will be PISSED." uh i’m pretty….sure….that has always been a popular girl’s name so…..

"this is my son john :)"
"what the fuck. what the fuck what is this some homestuck shit???? do you think youre funny?? do you think youre clever???? youf ucking disgust me fuck fandoms"

Posted on 21/10/2014 (1:03) com 60119 notes! (via/original) | Reblog

Andrew Hussie has Apologized + Given Credit - TL;DR version

whethervane:

for the long post which explains things in more detail, go here.

Basically: Hussie referenced/somewhat ripped off a design that me and my friend rukafais made 4 years ago and didn’t credit or consult us before doing so. We got upset about it, a bunch of people spread the word, and now we’ve finally got closure! Hussie has made a post on the News section of MSPA’s site:

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and directly apologized to me on Twitter, mentioning Ruka in his apology:

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he also explains his train of thought in these things, which I’m glad about.

Personally, I’m very glad he finally responded! Please spread this post or the long one depending on what you’re comfortable with, and let people know that it’s basically resolved!

Posted on 20/10/2014 (2:58) com 1947 notes! (via/) | Reblog

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